Cheer of the Day - 1

Human Health - The following information is checked and confirmed by reliable sources.

Information in brackets are the writer’s comments.

Did you know?

1. The only body organ that stays the same size since you were born is an eye ball. [Eyes]

2. Only 2% of the world's population is naturally blonde. [Despite that fact, 98% of women still act blonde for some reason]

3. An adult makes about 23,000 breaths a day.

4. On average, men produce about 10 million new sperm every day. That's enough to repopulate the whole planet in

just half of year.

5. The average number of thoughts that person are believed to experience each day is 70,000. 

Joke:  

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man reploed, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the man asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reach into his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “That’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

Riddle:

A boy goes and buys a fishing pole that is 6’3 long.
As he goes to get on the bus, the bus driver tells him that he can’t take anything on the bus longer than 6’.
The boy goes back to town, buys one more thing and the bus driver allows him on the bus.

What did he buy, and what did he do with it?